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Low Energy Greg wants to declare martial law in Texas over border

Texas Governor Greg Abbott is considering invoking “war powers” over the migrant “invasion” of the Mexican border in the latest effort to compensate for his inadequacies as a leader and a man, the New York Times reports. Abbott’s right-hand and not-quite-right-eyed man Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton believes the move would be workable because the Article I, Section 10 of the Constitution says “No State shall, without the Consent of Congress, lay any Duty of Tonnage, keep Troops, or Ships of War in time of Peace, enter into any Agreement or Compact with another State, or with a foreign Power, or engage in War, unless actually invaded, or in such imminent Danger as will not admit of delay,” which totally would apply to impoverished people looking for work on farms and in restaurant kitchens. Instead of using state troops to shoot them however, Abbott and Paxton want state police to arrest and deport them before federal immigration authorities can reach them.

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