Categories
Uncategorized

Abbott announces plan to address baby formula crisis

To be clear, the headline is about Abbott Laboratories, the manufacturer of Similac brand baby formula, whose product recall and closure at a Sturgis, Michigan plant over bacterial contamination is largely (but not solely) responsible for the shortage. They claim they’re working on it by importing some excess inventory from their warehouse in Ireland and switching an Ohio factory that makes the liquid Similac in bottles to dry powder production to increase the overall supply.

Meanwhile, Texas Gov Greg Abbott, the first MAGA politician we reported to be blaming the shortage on at most a few thousand migrant infants being held at CBP facilities being fed formula – as if having them starve would somehow make a dent in a national shortage – and hasn’t done anything except cravenly make it into a right wing political issue. Probably because he’s paralyzed from the waist down and wears adult diapers. That’s enough to make anyone angry at life.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

Colorado Dem helpfully points MAGA constituents to where they can get reimbursed for airfare and accomodations for inauguration

23 minutes ago

Judge orders Yoon held for at least 20 days

42 minutes ago

Canadians vow “surgical” retaliatory tariffs to target Red States

2 hours ago

“Meme” dispensed upon tithe to cult deity

4 hours ago

South Korean court hears Yoon’s pleas for release

5 hours ago

Los Angeles DWP chief assigned personal security detail

6 hours ago

Movie Night Friday: Darkest Hour and The Darkest Hour

17 hours ago

Judge orders former president arrested for sexually abusing minor

18 hours ago

Inauguration tickets now “commemorative”

22 hours ago

“What’s a Soup Drop? Well, it’s soup you can suck on, of course!”

23 hours ago

CBS considering settling with Trump in Harris interview lawsuit

23 hours ago

She probably isn’t dressed warm enough for the National Mall

1 day ago

Comer writes Jerry Nadler smells like shit

1 day ago

Witch hunt underway after German “Corona rebel” candidate claims he was savagely beaten by members of ancient witch cult

1 day ago

Team Orange moves inauguration indoors

1 day ago

WATCH LIVE: Dog murderer’s confirmation hearing to lead DHS

1 day ago

Ohio Lt Governor Jon Husted to replace JD Vance in Senate

1 day ago

Senate passes Laken Riley act

1 day ago

Supreme Court upholds TikTok ban

1 day ago

Mandarin Madman self-debriefs on Chicom manipulation session

1 day ago

ChiCom buyers switch to Brazilian soybeans ahead of Trump return

1 day ago

BREAKING NEWS: Complete worm considering finding new job

1 day ago

House Republican anonymously calls Budget chairman a child

1 day ago

Hunter Biden’s paintings go up in flames: report

1 day ago

Orange Felon demands FBI preserve documents on DEI office

2 days ago

MAGA Land extolls the virtues of requiring ID for internet porn

2 days ago

Midwest MAGA secessionists making noises about county swaps

2 days ago

New York Post reports new whistleblower alleging Biden allowed unauthorized aliens access to top-secret military bases

2 days ago

Former Georgia election workers settle with Rudy

2 days ago

Bolsonaro doesn’t need Viagra anymore after Trump DC invite

2 days ago

MAGA incel Georgia state senator tossed and arrested

2 days ago

Welsh Bitcoin loser thinks Trump can intervene in case

2 days ago

Rudy ghosts hearing in Freeman-Moss lawsuit

2 days ago

“Southern border communities are regaining a sense of normalcy”

2 days ago

Nancy Pelosi staying warm on Monday

2 days ago

DeSantis appoints AG Ashley Moody to replace Rubio

2 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Four more confirmation hearings

2 days ago

Canadian misses out on being first confirmed death by meteor

2 days ago

Stephen Miller says “light speed” mass deportations start Monday

2 days ago

Breitbart reports anonymous accusation suspicious in this instance

2 days ago

Newsom to go full-pole on Monday, for obvious reasons

2 days ago

Netanyahu regime says vote on deal held up

2 days ago

Thai leader says she got an AI scam call mimicking “world leader”

2 days ago

Treasury busts Russians for evading sanctions

3 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Biden’s farewell address

3 days ago

Rats getting high as fuck in Houston PD evidence room

3 days ago

Mike Johnson fires “RINO” House Intel chair

3 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Don Jr shares theories with UFO experts

3 days ago

Virginia cop fired after prostitute named “Dream” steals his car

3 days ago

NYPD ordered to cut back on car chases

3 days ago

x
x
x
x
x
x