Fat former President Trump’s book publishing company “Winning Team” announced Monday he’ll be paying someone else to write a sci-fi alternate history novel about the 2020 election called “Crime of The Century”, RSBN reports. “NEW BOOK ALERT: CRIME OF THE CENTURY by President Donald J. Trump! More details coming soon at 45books.com ??,” Winning Team tweeted.
The Republican National Committee has not yet said how many pallets of “Crime of the Century” it will buy to artificially inflate sales numbers in order to get the overpriced piece of shit book on the New York Times bestseller list, but we’re probably looking at half a million, easily.