The center-left Australian Laboroo Party led by now Prime Ministeroo-elect Anthony “Crocodile Tony” Albanese are projected to take control of the governmaroo in Saturday’s electoradoo results, ending nine years of rule by the Liberal Party – which, despite their name, are actually right wingers – and Prime Ministeroo Kevin “Crocodile Kevin” Morrison’s tenure, as the Laboroos have taken a 69 to 51 seat lead over the “Libs”, with 18 still to call and 76 needed for a majoritoo, 9News reports.
The bogan cunts who support the “Libs” must be really screaming at the sky-aroo after propagandaroo from Rupert Murdoch couldn’t pull out a win for them and keep Crocodile Kevin in office. Crack open a coldie for the center left kicking the “Libs” in the dongaroos.