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Jordan wrestles 36 footnotes into excuses for not testifying before the House Select Committee he was excluded from

Republican Ohio Congressman and man who would be compelled to hold Congressional hearings if 17 fetuses were killed in Benghazi Jim Jordan sent a six-page letter with 36 footnotes to the House Select Committee investigating the January 6th domestic terrorist attack on Congress, telling the committee he will not testify.

Obviously trying to find something that makes sense, Jordan claimed everything from the committee being improperly seated, to the investigation being a partisan witch hunt, to the lie that he really doesn’t know any pertinent to the investigation.

Jordan is likely simultaneously hurt and scared.  Hurt, because he was blocked from sitting on the committee where he could have used his jacketless presence to throw the investigation into chaos and snitched on its working to Donald Trump.  And scared because he actually *does* have pertinent information for the committee, such as how much House Republicans coordinated with the White House on the insurrection and the attempt to overthrow the Constitution of the United States.

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