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MAGA Colorado gov candidate Greg Lopez rules out Jews, Muslims, and atheists in his search for a running mate

Right wing Colorado governor candidate Greg Lopez, already famous for his proposal to create a state-level electoral college for counties and being “pro-life” despite his 1993 arrest for assaulting his pregnant wife, now has made an even more “maybe they’ll accept me as ‘almost white’ even though I’m pretty tan” statement to MAGA voters by pledging to exclude Jews, Muslims, and atheists from his search for a running mate on his gubernatorial ticket, OnlySky.media reports.

When asked at a debate last weekend if he would pick a Muslim, Jew, or atheist to be his Lieutenant Governor running mate, Lopez said “Choosing your lieutenant governor is one of the most serious decisions that a governor makes out of the chute – a candidate. So I’m looking for someone that not only believes in my Lord and Savior the way I do, but also that… should something happen to me – because, really, that’s why you’re selecting the lieutenant governor – is that if something should happen to me, and I’m not able to fulfill my term, that they are able to carry on the agenda,” as if he couldn’t simply keep it to himself and then pick a Christian if he wins the nomination to take on incumbent gay Jewish liberal Governor Jared Polis.

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