We’re *so* beyond Jewish Space Lasers. Now Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-Georgia) wants you to believe Bill Gates is developing plant-based food that will warn you off real meat, in vessels you have to hear her describe.
You have to expect the fact that the government totally wants ta-to provide, serv–surveillance on every part of your life. They want to know when you’re eating. They want to know if you’re eating a cheeseburger, which is very bad because Bill Gates wants you to eat fake meat that grows in a peach tree dish. You’ll probably get a little zap inside your body and that’s saying, “No, no. Don’t eat a real cheeseburger! You need to eat the fake, the fake burger, the fake meat from Bill Gates.” Um, they probably also want to know when you go to the bathroom and if your bowel movements are on time and consistent. I mean, what else do these people want to know.