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Losing gubernatorial candidate calls Georgians flopping fish who don’t want communism, but y’know a fish wants what a fish wants

"They know that my intention was to save our Constitutional Republic, period. The End," former Republican Georgia gubernatorial candidate, and woman who doesn't understand what "period" means in a lot of contexts, Kandiss Taylor, who got just 3.4% of the primary votes, exclaims. "I don't want to be communist. If we don't have fair, legal elections, we are communist. That is what this is. We have to secure, in people's hearts, that their vote is legal. We have to secure that for them. Right now, people are flailing around like fish out've warter [sic]. You ever had a fish, that you cawaught [sic] and you bring it to the bay [sic], and you take the hook out've its mouth, and you put it in the byucket [sic] and you miss the byucket [sic] and it falls on the ground and its just floppin' around. That is what's happening in Georgia. People are flopping around. They don't understand what's goin' oyn [sic]. If you think the people are goin' ta vote in November, they're not."

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