A federal judge on Monday signed off on a DOJ warrant to seize two planes – a Boeing 787 in Dubai and a Gulfstream G650 in Russia – owned by Putin ally Roman Abramovich, CNBC reports. They’re probably not going to get the Gulfstream to be quite honest. But the 787 is probably a safer bet.
Unless the DOJ want to maybe “lose” it, rig it up with some remote controls, and then say those sneaky Al-Qaeda bastards must’ve gotten to it first when it plows into the Kremlin. Just spitballing some ideas here. Not totally serious. Might help if they load it up dynamite though.