Faced with a shortage of the filler vegetable due to recent floods, KFC locations in Australia have been forced to substitute cabbage for lettuce in its sandwiches and wraps, CNN reports. “We’re using a lettuce and cabbage blend on all products containing lettuce until further notice,” the company said on its local website. KFC Australia did not address National Zero’s completely made up assertion that the company’s letters down under actually stand for “Kentucky Fried Crocodile” because of the aquatic reptile’s meat is cheaper and easier to source in the country.