Random Primary Night results (and thoughts)

Democratic incumbent California Governor Gavin Newsom will finish with more than 60% of the vote, but he’ll face Brian Dahle, the second-place finisher.
The San Francisco District Attorney Chesa Boudin, a high-profile advocate for progressive justice policies, has been recalled.
I don’t know if Ryan Zinke has won the GOP nomination for Montana’s only House seat, but it’s basically even with 57% reporting. Trumpism isn’t playing in the Great Plains anymore.
Incumbent Kristi Noem won the GOP nomination for South Dakota governor, but nearly a quarter of Republicans voted against her, showing a lot of weakness for an incumbent GOP governor.

Jim Jordan squashes Blanche subpoena by one vote

Orange goes deeper in the red on approvals in QU poll

House cancels Iran vote over “attendance issues,” ballroom DOA

Top Cornyn advisor posts hilarious meme

Orange Baby screams over Senate Parliamentarian “brutalizing us”

Raul Castro officially indicted

Graham Platner 48 – Concern Lady 41 in Maine: poll

The president said more stupid, demented shit on Wednesday

The other Murdoch kid to buy up half of Vox Media

Last two bodies recovered from Maldivian underwater cave

Thomas Massie retired by the vengeful Orange Allah

WATCH LIVE: Jaydee fills in for Krazy Karoline

Cornhole still too chickenshit to say what he really feels

Ken Paxton wins the Trump Texas reality show, lands endorsement

“Greece likes triangles”

State Department unfollows Rubio on Twitter

Defense Attorney General testifies to Senate: Watch Live

Villager warns Kamala Harris revealed “Democrats’ game plan”

Regime to admit more MAGAfrikaners

WATCH LIVE: Walking healthcare crisis makes noises about access

CDC confirms American in Congo tests positive for Ebola

Trump announces he takes orders from foreign man in frilly dress

Benny Johnson already researching Simi Valley FD’s DEI policies

Minnesota DA charges ICE agent over migrant shooting

Regime confirms $1.776 billion “Anti-Weaponization” slush fund

President airs frustrations with media coverage of Iran policy

Newsmax reports Trump team worried boss emboldened Xi

Dems 50 – GOP 39 on generic congressional ballot: NYT/Siena poll

Tornado and wildfire threat to peak in central US on Monday

“That’s his Churchill moment”

Trump approval now down to 37 percent in CBS News/YouGov poll

Bill Cassidy primaried out of Senate

Orange Allah turns on High School Dropout

Caucasian entitlement claims life of Maldivian military diver

Faustian bargain about to end predictably

“Fuck you MAGA voters, I got mine”: Trump, basically

Supreme Court rejects Virginia Dems’ redistricting petition

Colorado Gov Jared “Pussy” Polis to free Tina Peters

Iranians finding other ways to screw with US gasoline supplies

Florida historic Black cemetery hit with Trump, DeSantis graffiti

Fox News reports Markwayne Mullin’s cosplay game lacking

Tennessee Dem Steve Cohen drops reelection bid

Hantavirus presser led by far right Alabaman penile implant expert

RNC sketches plausible ID scenario for “election integrity” case

Chris Wright fucks up and says “Gulf of Mexico” on CNBC

Regime moving to indict Raul Castro

House voting on war powers act: Watch Live

Retail sales up in April because shit costs more than it used to

Canadian man killed by bear at uranium mining site

Jaydee adresses room full of caucasians