Elon Musk denies interest in buying up OAN

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— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) June 9, 2022

Should’ve just updated the last article instead of posting a new one, but screw it. This is too goddamned funny to leave alone. A delusion of grandeur this unhinged could only end with a robotic answer like Musk’s. This is that one video of a man proposing to his girlfriend in the middle of an NBA court at halftime and getting turned down (which might’ve been staged) times a million.

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