The new Russian fast food chain that we called McVlad’s in the headline but is actually named “Vkusno-i Tochka” – meaning “Tasty-period” in Russian – finally opened its doors Sunday, more than three months after McDonald’s ceased operations in the irradiated shithole country, the AP reports. International McDonald’s expert Thomas L Friedman was not available for comment, as he was revising his stupid fucking theory of globalization ever since it was disproven by the Russian invasion of Ukraine. Or maybe he already did, but either way we don’t care enough to read his super complicated explanation for why he was actually right all along.