You’ve heard the stories of the 31 poor, downtrodden white folk part of Patriot Front who piled into a U-Haul van to try to disrupt and intimidate the LGBTQ Pride celebration that happened in Coeur d’Alene, Idaho this past weekend. After getting a tip from a member of the public who saw identically-dressed supposedly-straight white men pile illegally into the back of a rental truck at a motel, police surrounded the vehicle, prompting the incels to surrender on the spot as they were being dropped off near the festivities. Well, here they are in all their celibate glory. According to a police statement, the men came from 11 different states: Texas, Utah, Idaho, Colorado, South Dakota, Illinois, Arkansas, Wyoming, Washington, Oregon and Virginia.