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Trump claims his minions cracked under pressure in depositions

Said the fat Orange God Emperor to his worshippers on Friday at some bullshit “Faith and Freedom Conference” in Nashville about the clips of his minions being deposed by House January 6th select Committee hearings: “Out of the nine hours they’ll put up a five second clip where they got a little tired. They’re ripped completely out of context these statements in many cases to create an impression that is the exact opposite of the truth, so that what you’re seeing is a complete and total lie, it’s a complete and total fraud,” before presumably continuing railing against the hearings which supposedly he nor none of his fans have been watching or were affected by.

He looks fucking pissed. Like he’s always pretty angry but there’s definitely more than a little extra malice in his diseased and hateful brain here, like these hearings really are getting to him, even though they were supposed to be a flop, according to the cult. Never mind that “out of context” is the lamest excuse in the book – as if “in context” would be any better for him – or that he’s suggesting his staff and family committed perjury when they sat for depositions.

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