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Orange Pharaoh watching every minute of hearings, McCarthy begging Steve Bannon to stop pushing “Speaker Trump”: report

Fat former President Trump has been angered “the point of about to scream at the TV,” while watching every minute so far of the House January 6th Select Committee hearings, growing increasingly furious at reprehensible coward Kevin McCarthy’s moronic decision to boycott and seat zero MAGA Republicans on the select committee, the Washington Post reports.

“There’s no one to defend me,” the disgraced ex-president reportedly has been complaining to anyone who will listen. Even more frustrating to his minions is not having any loyal scumbags to leak information ahead of the hearings and give the Reich in exile the chance to spin ahead of time. So nervous is McCarthy that he’s been begging alcoholic Nazi degenerate Steve Bannon to stop pushing the inane “Speaker of the House Donald Trump” plan to his podcast audience. Bannon in turn has sold Trump on the notion that McCarthy’s fateful decision was a “strategic failure,” further darkening what was Kevin’s already far from certain path to the Speakership.

The best part of all of this is a few weeks ago we were told by Republicans that nobody gives a shit about the committee hearings, it’s a fraudulent partisan kangaroo court, Cheney and Kinzinger are RINOs, ratings will be lower than CNN+, “counter-programming” will totally own the libs, gas prices are more important and blah blah blah. Yet here we are again, for like the fourth or fifth time in under a week reporting on how Trump is going fucking insane over the testimony and evidence, directing his rage at McCarthy over a decision he made last year, one that even to Trump looked like the right call at the time because just calling it “partisan” was supposed to be enough. Sad!

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