Doddering alcoholic Rudy Giuliani was nearly shoved to the floor in a Staten Island Shop Rite supermarket on Sunday by an employee, the New York Post reports. The employee, who slapped the old traitor on the back and yelled “What’s up scumbag?” was arrested and charged with assault on a person over age 65. “I ran into the only person who is not voting for Andrew Giuliani,” the drunken moron reportedly said after the incident.