Hello @rusembusa. Just wanted to remind you all that this is your general. Remember a few years ago when all the Ted Cruz types were talking about how manly Russia was? Well 👇👇👇👇 he is three times the man of most pic.twitter.com/0dNQ665wnR
— Adam Kinzinger🇺🇦🇺🇸✌️ (@AdamKinzinger) June 27, 2022
Facing a shortage of generals due to workplace hazards, Russian dictator Vladimir Putin has called a retired legend back into action. Identified only as “General Pavel”, the 67 year old Afghanistan vet is said to twice or even three times the solider those dead guys were. The new battlefield commander is sure to cause serious dissent in the Ukrainian sniper ranks, who are no doubt already arguing over who gets first dibs on such a large and largely immobile target.