Recognizing the damage it has wrought on their party and their Orange God Emperor, House Republicans are well into the planning stages of a time-wasting and pointless investigation of the investigation of the Capitol riot should they take majority in November, Axios reports. “When Republicans retake the majority, we will exercise our oversight responsibilities including subpoena authority to review all transcripts and information that the committee has access to in order to identify the truth,” said some anonymous GOP douchebag to Axios.