Categories
Uncategorized

Big game hunting dentist goes on trial for murdering wife on safari

The trial of a dentist who killed his wife of 34 years while on an African safari and then told his lover, “I killed my fucking wife for you!” after collecting $5 million in insurance money has opened in what could be the easiest case a federal prosecutor has handled lately, the Associated Press reports.

Prosecutors allege Lawrence “Larry” Rudolph killed his wife, Bianca, with a shotgun blast at sunrise while on a 2016 expedition to Zambia.  Rudolph claimed that he heard the shotgun blast while he was taking his morning dump, and surmised his wife mishandled the shotgun they had brought on the trip while packing it.

However, Rudolph undermine his own claim when he told Lori Milliron, his longtime mistress, “I killed my fucking wife for you!” while the two dined at a Phoenix restaurant after learning in 2020 that the FBI was reopening the investigation.

Rudolph’s defense team claims that the couple was frequently unfaithful, and that Bianca knew about Larry’s relationship with Milliron.  The couple frequently went big game hunting in Africa, and Larry was the former head of an international safari club.

The defense lawyers argued that Rudolph has a net worth of $15 million, so he wouldn’t need the money, and that he actually said, “They’re saying I killed my fucking wife for you!” which seems like a pretty disrespectful way to talk about your late wife, who you probably killed.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

Pure perfection

18 mins ago

Michigan GOP may be caught in another ballot petition clusterfuck

2 hours ago

Random thoughts Friday, Volume CLXXIII

14 hours ago

But Zagats rated it two stars

14 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: Dontcha know President Trump is speechin tonight?

14 hours ago

RFK Jr.’s running mate donates $8 million to campaign, but she was totally named to VP slot for her education policies

14 hours ago

Larry Hogan comes out as pro-choice in Maryland Senate race

15 hours ago

Boeing Starliner flight status: Delayed (again)

16 hours ago

Who’s going to investigate Montana’s AG for scam fundraising?

17 hours ago

DJIA closes above 40,000 for first time

18 hours ago

Orange God Emperor accepts Fox News VP debate

19 hours ago

State Department issues global terror alert for LGBTQ+ Americans

19 hours ago

Local anchor sort of challenges the Orange Pharaoh on a lie

20 hours ago

Capitol rioter L Brent Bozell IV gets 45 months in the big hotel

21 hours ago

David DePape gets 30 years in prison for Pelosi attack

21 hours ago

Biggs forgot that Stormy testified in detail about sex with Trump

22 hours ago

Michigan county’s GOP canvassers refuse to certify election over “the ratio of the votes” in three separate commissioner races

22 hours ago

John Eastman pleads not guilty in Arizona

23 hours ago

Republican politician in favor of criminal immunity for all politicians

24 hours ago

Dick Durbin meows at Alito over inverted flag

1 day ago

House Republicans worried that two jailed anti-abortion activists may not be receiving “medically necessary health care services”

1 day ago

Raskin says Oversight trainwreck was alcohol-fueled

1 day ago

Terrible father makes sure everyone knows he’s at son’s graduation

1 day ago

LaCivita freaks out at suggestion Biden rolled his Orange Caesar

1 day ago

Retro anti-colonial uprising rocks French Pacific territory

1 day ago

New Third Way ad needles Trump over testifying at trial

1 day ago

Cell phone GPS data reveals most “religious” people full of shit

1 day ago

Canadian wildfire season a real scorcher

1 day ago

Fox News reports tiny man has opinion on rigged debate

1 day ago

Arizona woman accused of North Korean job creation

1 day ago

The beginning of the end to Trump trial testimony

2 days ago

Let’s check in on the House Oversight Committee hearing

2 days ago

Colorado and Texas cops investigating pedo Ali Alexander

2 days ago

McCain, Sinema donors fundraising for Gallego in Arizona

2 days ago

Meet MAGA Congressman Rich McCormick’s secret work GF

2 days ago

Administration working to speed up asylum hearings

2 days ago

Clarence and Sam are exactly who you thought they were

2 days ago

Satanic Temple members applying for new school chaplain posts created by Republican fundamentalists in Texas, Florida

2 days ago

Georgia MAGA Congressman secretly banging colleague: report

2 days ago

Low Energy Greg pardons murderous pedophile MAGA racist

2 days ago

House Judiciary votes to hold Merrick Garland in contempt

2 days ago

Facing trial, Bob Menendez’s wife announces cancer diagnosis

2 days ago

Biden announces DOJ taking major step to legalizing weed

2 days ago

Harris accepts CBS invite for midsummer Vice Presidential debate

2 days ago

Dow Jones hits 40,000 for the first time ever

2 days ago

Supreme Court declines to gut CFPB

2 days ago

LIVE UPDATES: Cohen cross-examination continues

2 days ago

Biden asserts executive privilege over Hur interview audio

2 days ago

Orange Maniac claims Biden afraid of having RFK Jr on debate stage, then agrees that Brainworms hasn’t qualified to join

2 days ago

New York Post oddly blaming white guy and not migrant victims

2 days ago

x
x
x
x
x
x