Long story short: After dinner theater Jethro and Republican Texas Congressman Ronny Jackson, a former White House physician known for getting drunk on duty and handing out pills without a prescription, tweeted an assertion that Joe Biden needed a cognitive test, President Obama sent him an email saying he disgraced the WH Physician’s office, the US Navy, and the position’s ceremonial rank of admiral. This hurt Jackson’s feelings, and he wanted to call Obama and explain, but got delayed at a fundraiser.
When he was done grifting, he opted to call someone who, Dr. Pill Popper felt, could sympathize with his dilemma. He called Dan Bongino, a Fox host and former Secret Service agent who betrayed innumerable confidences and standards by gossiping about his protectees. Bongino told Jackson, “You don’t owe him a damn thing,” because they are, after all, douchebags at heart.