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Capitol rioters weep in court after being sentenced to 44 months

MAGA terrorists Cody Mattice, 29, and James Mault, 30, both of upstate New York, reportedly cried like babies in court Friday when a judge sentenced them to 44 months in prison for assaulting cops with pepper spray during the failed insurrection, Insider reports. In between their choked sobs, they asked DC Circuit Court Judge Beryl Howell for leniency and then cried more when she declined.

It’s not clear if tears were elicited by the reality that they will be showering naked with violent, hardened criminals known to force weaker inmates to perform sex acts on them for their cruel gratification every day of the next nearly four years or if they know their Lord and Savior, fat former President Trump could have pardoned them with the stroke of a pen but decided Jeannine Pirro’s ex-husband and Lil Wayne were more important than the people that fought for him.

Maybe it was both. The horror of the sentence must also have been even more agonizing by the fact that the judge is an Obama appointee. The woman who could have shown them mercy and did not was placed in that position by the tan suit-wearing alleged Kenyan Muslim socialist president.

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