A moronic 1995 commercial for Pizza Hut’s then-revolutionary stuffed crust pizza starring Donald and Ivana Trump was posted on Truth Social without further commentary by Trump social media douchebag Dan Scavino on Saturday. Insatiably hungry for any sign or shibboleth from their savior, QAnon fans promptly went wild in the replies to the bizarre apparent “tribute” to the Donald’s recently departed first wife over the “pizza” reference in the ur-conspiracy of the QUniverse: The “Pizzagate” story where Hillary and John Podesta were murdering children in the basement of a pizza place in Washington, DC called Comet Ping Pong, which doesn’t have a basement.
“Omg….the comms here!!!” says the top reply, with “comms” apparently meaning “commands” or “communications,” as all messages from Trump and his minions are meant to be deciphered for their true meaning (This is what’s called “baking” in QAnon parlance). “Pizza is one of [the Democrat pedophiles’] evil key words and codes,” one QAnon fan user explains to a regular MAGA user who isn’t caught up. “He’s been taking a huge bite out of child sex trafficking for a very long time,” writes another user, interpreting the symbolism behind Trump biting a slice of pizza.