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Kayleigh announces Kavanaugh assassination, continues streak of never, ever getting anything right

“Look at the left, y’know, they can go out and say nothing about the Kavanaugh assassination.  Yes, the press secretary did.  The president didn’t.”

Of course, Kayleigh McEnany (a.k.a., Binder Barbie) vowed on her first day as Trump’s press secretary, “I will never lie to you.  You have my word on that,” and then she proceeded to tell the American people that Donald Trump would never allow coronavirus to get to American shores… in April 2020 after hundreds of thousands of people had already been infected.  And she continues to misspeak the truth by claiming BRETT KAVANAUGH WAS ASSASSINATED!!!.  (He wasn’t.)

Incidentally, Fox propaganda network has not covered the assassin who was arrested in front of Democratic Washington Congresswoman Pramila Jayapal’s Seattle home, yelling that he was going to kill her and that she should go back to India.  Seriously, they don’t a story on it on their website and they never mentioned it on their TeeVee network.  (EDIT 7/19 8:20 a.m.:  An eagle-eyed reader found an article on the Fox website about it, so this assertion is incorrect.  We apologize to our readers for the error.)

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