I can’t figure out if this is what happens when you tell your local Avon lady to make you look like a mix of Melania Trump, Kimberly Gargoyle and Kristi Noem, or if she’s a circus clown who forgot to put on whiteface before the rosy cheeks, big nose and oversized lips. Regardless, this is Ceci Thomas and she’s got somethin’ to say.
Going on the “God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve” tirade, Ceci the Clown says, “When I am voted into Congress, I will never be voting for same sex marriage for these reasons: because I hold to Biblical true conservative values.”
So if she holds on to Biblical True Conservative Values, she must then be supportive of revoking laws against incest, given that the Bible says Adam and Eve begot three sons: Abel (a murder victim), Cain (a murderer) and Seth (an underachiever). According to the Bible, there were no other women, so the only person those men could have bore children with was… their mother, Eve. (There’s the question of Lilith, Adam’s first wife God created who Adam found too strong so God smited her, but that’s for another story.).
So the incest caucus of the US Congress will have a new member, and I’m sure cousin-humper Rudy Giuliani would be very interested in her campaign. (And by the way, Ceci, God didn’t give you those lips, a bad botox injection did.)