An English couple relaxing at their vacation home in Cumbria, Wales earlier this month found a trail of destruction from their cat’s safety gate all the way to their bed where they encountered a wild otter curled up sleeping on their bed, Wales Online reports.
The contentious little bastard also helped himself to their cat’s food, which it promptly puked on the living room carpet. After waking the aquatic mustelid up to yell at it to get the fuck out, homeowner Peter Goldie to Wales Online the otter wasn’t in any particular hurry to leave. “It sauntered down the hall like it owned the place – it was hilarious! I’ve washed the sheets and had the carpets cleaned since its impromptu visit,” said Goldie, adding “the cat was really frightened, but we’re just thankful they didn’t cross paths as that could have ended very badly.”