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Fancy Feast to open “cat food-inspired” pop-up bistro in NYC

Hey, you know what they say about the Big Apple, anything can happen in a New York minute! Huhuh! Lots of crazy stuff has happened here in the City that never sleeps! Bada-bing! You’re never far from the action here! HEY,! I’m walkin here! First some fella from Holland swindled some Native American marks out of Manhattan, then King Kong made the city famous, then the September 11th terrorist attack happened, and then the M&Ms store opened in Times Square! Boom!

And heh, you know what they say about the Big Apple, you gotta expect the unexpected! Coming like it was right out of left field in Yankee Stadium is a new pop-up from Fancy Feast Cat Food, called “Gatto Blanco” where they’re gonna serve up “cat food inspired” Italian dishes! Mangia!

It’s a New York original! Just like Sbarro Pizza and Home Alone 2: Lost in New York! That movie’s a true slice of the Big Apple! Ya gotta see it! It’s as wild and unpredictable as a city where a cat food company opens up an Italian bistro! Time will tell if this unique and exciting concept takes off. Hey, you know what they say about the Big Apple, if you can make it here you can make it anywhere!

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