Avast ye for this tale of treachery, for there be some parrot piracy more woeful than Jimmy Buffet’s unsufferable discography, me mateys! Yarrr! NBC 6 South Florida be reportin that 40 year old Justin David “Redbeard” Peters be findin himself shackled in the scuppers for plunderin a parrot valued at 1,800 doubloons from his female roommate, possibly to be perched on his shoulder while he be pirate cosplayin around the grog and whore filled taverns of Summerland Key. The scurvy dog left the parrot sittin at a bus stop with injuries to its hip and wing. Monroe County sheriffs responded and promptly apprehended Redbeard, sending him to experience some Davy Jones Locker room shenanigans with some arselubbers in the showers at the lockup! Yarrrrr!