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Maccas smuggler fined $2,664 for bloody Indo Egg McMuffins

Oye the bloody bogan who flew in to Darwin from Bali wit two Maccas Egg McMuffins in his port got socked wit a fuckin 2,664 dollary-doo fine for violatin Aussie customs rules on foreign food products, makin it a very pricey brekkie for the derro cunt, SBS News reports .

The Darwin Airport customs jacks brought in their heeler, a right police pup named Zinta, to sniff out the baggage from the Bali passengers for foreign meat products, as is normal procedure to prevent foot and mouth disease from spreading to livestock, when the girlie found em. For that the bloke was fined right up the freckle for failing to declare the Indo Maccas brekkie.

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