Two all-chicken patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun may come to McDonald's soon

McDonald’s will extend the restaurant testing of a chicken version of its classic Big Mac sandwich, expanding a highly-successful debut in the United Kingdom to the US, USA Today reports. The iconic Big Mac will have its two beef patties switched out for two tempura-battered chicken breasts paired with the iconic special sauce (cough, cough Thousand Island dressing) but no onions.

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