Orange Caligula seems kind of upset

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump
Even though I am as innocent as a person can be, and despite MY campaign being spied on by the Radical Left, the FISA COURT being lied to and defrauded, all of the many Hoaxes and Scams that were illegally placed on me by very sick & demented people, and without even mentioning the many crimes of Joe and Hunter Biden, all revealed in great detail in the Laptop From Hell, it looks more and more like the Fake News Media is pushing hard for the Sleaze to do something that should not be done!

1,677 5,214 Aug 25, 2022, 08:50

Bitching and moaning continued: “The Radical Left Democrat prosecutors are illegally trying to circumvent, for purely political gain, the Presidential Record’s Act, under which I have done absolutely nothing wrong. It can not be circumvented, for me or any other President. They illegally Raided my home, and took things that should not have been taken. They even broke into my safe, an unthinkable act!” … “Joe Biden said he knew nothing about the Break-In of Mar-a-Lago or, the greatest political attack in the history of the U.S. Does anybody really believe this???” … “PRESIDENTIAL RECORDS ACT!” … “The Justice Department and FBI are ‘leaking’ at levels never seen before – and I did nothing wrong!!!” screamed the fat bastard in a series of posts.

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