Villages, Florida sex offender Edward Charles Wardingley, 61, who lives with his mom and was a registered Republican until he was convicted in 2018 of lewd and lascivious molestation of a victim between the ages of 12 and 15, serving three years in prison and losing his right to vote, is in trouble with the law again after he was was arrested Saturday night on a charge of driving under the influence and a parole violation, Villages-News.com reports.
It’s not clear if the Republican was driving his mom’s car or golf cart when he was pulled over on his way back to her house after drinking at some place like Applebee’s, probably on a tab with her credit card. It’s likely he complained about liberal groomers and leeches ruining America to whoever he thought was listening to him as he downed pint after pint of Miller Lite from an Imperial pint-sized glass and picked at his buffalo wings. Probably stiffed the 26 year old single mom bartender out of a tip after she wouldn’t give him her phone number, leading her to note his license plate number as he drove off, then calling police to tell them she witnessed that same car with that tag number swerving all over the road, leaving out that she was the one who had served him.
At least two or three of the above points of speculation we made to fill in the gaps here has to be true. Yeah, circumstances should speak for themselves, but why not have a little fun with this one?