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Gravity claims life of Russian oligarch

Gravity, the fundamental force of nature which causes mutual attraction between all things with mass or energy, claimed the life of yet another Russian citizen on Thursday, as Ravil Maganov, chairman of energy giant Lukoil, was hit with a sufficient dose of gravity and pavement after exiting a hospital room window, Bloomberg reports. Maganov had been taking antidepressants and had suffered a heart attack, neither of which have much to do with gravity.

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