Would-be Mississippi Walmart kamikaze ends safely, boringly

The pilot of a small plane who threatened to crash it into a Tupelo, Mississippi Walmart has been taken into custody alive by police after landing the plane in an empty field, WTVA reports.

USDA propaganda difficult to succinctly or even properly describe

Mattel launches new autistic Barbie doll

Paramount sues Warner for conducting capitalism

Roger Marshall thinks Trump regime just “trolling” Jerome Powell

Mary Peltola officially launches Senate bid in Alaska

Orange God Emperor to be briefed on Iran options Tuesday

Judge Box-o-Wine leaks criminal probe of Jerome Powell

Noem’s CNN bit almost as much of a wreck as her face: Live blog

Orange Pharaoh threatens Cuba with annihilation

Nepalese royalists on the march again

Nobel Committee clarifies certain policies on finality of peace prizes

Fox News reports Trump signs order overruling judicial branch

Kevin the emu returned home safe and sound

Ayatollah blames Trump for Iranian regime’s massacring protestors

Fat liar “calling for” campaign pledge’s fulfillment

WATCH LIVE: Orange Slob hosts oil oligarchs

MAGA outlet obtains footage from ICE agent Ross’s phone

Jack Smith to testify publicly to House Judiciary

Supreme Court does not rule on Trump’s bullshit tariffs

Regime suspected Greene of tipping libs off to Trump dinner

Theater prof reinstated, gets $500,000 after firing over Kirk post

Orange Ceasar makes clear Machado must render Nobel to him

Surprise! Another witness says ICE agents were not in any danger

Border Patrol shoots two in Portland

House passes Obamacare subsidy extension

Fat communist interferes with free market

WATCH LIVE: House debates Obamacare extension

Republicans block Trump veto overrides

Regime planning to pay Greenlanders up to $100,000 each

Karoline and Jaydee attempt damage control: Live video

Orange Caesar rages over war powers vote, undorses Collins

Tulsi iced out of Venezuela planning due to anti-war-ism

WATCH LIVE: Dog murderer lies to media some more

Judge disqualifies Trump minion from NDNY US Attorney’s office

FBI refusing to work with Minnesota cops on investigation

“This is what America voted for”

Some “medical situation” happening aboard ISS

“Well, I – the way I look at it…”

Murder deem justified due to pronouns in bio

Kathy Hochul to announce universal childcare plan

Republicans unhappy with Orange Jesus’s abortion command

Cruelty to animals is a sign of future indifference to human life

House advances Obamacare subsidy extension

Renee Nicole Good named as ICE shooting victim

Regime says revenue from Venezuelan oil not going to Treasury

Orange Fuhrer says it’s Minneapolis woman’s own fault ICE shot her

Tomi Lahren says this is just a distraction from the Somali fraud

Defense stocks take a beating after Orange Warlord’s post

Mayor tells ICE “get the fuck out of Minneapolis”

Video shows woman basically executed by ICE agent