Alleged former prostitute says Biden speech "decisive," claims it's Biden who's suffering cognitive decline

"Joe Biden stood in front of Independence Hall and gave one of the most disgusting and decisive [sic] speeches in American history," says Congresswoman Lauren Boebert (Q-Co.) who likely recently had to study American history to pass her GED exam. "A speech that was laughed at and mocked by nearly everyone except for the Lefties. A-The American people, they don't need a lecture. They need an apology from Joe Biden. And Laura, Joe Biden… it's very, very clear, is suffering from an illness, in addition to cognitive failure, TDS, Trump Derangement Syndrome, and I'm pretty sure it's at a level four at this point."

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