Septuagenarian gay icon Cher, 79 years old next month, is in a presumably sexual relationship with record exec Alex “AE” Edwards, 39, per People Magazine, because… Come on, it’s fucking weird.
Yeah we should be open and tolerant of all relationship types and all that and – and don’t take this as a misogyny thing, you’ll find a very early National Zero article being similarly critical of billionaire Formula One founder Bernie Ecclestone fathering a child at age 89 in 2020 with his then-44 year-old wife – This is just as twisted and bizarre. Why? What does Chaz Bono think? He’s friggin 56.
Fuck. If the dude was even 59 it’d be perfectly fine, pretty much… Ugh. There are millions of women whose grandsons are 39. And yet Cher manages to be less creepy than Bill Belichick.