“The people and Media Outlets that keep harping on the fact that we have no ammunition (And they are 100 percent wrong!), are actually treasonous. They do it because they would rather see the United States LOSE a War that we’re easily WINNING, than see me WIN!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Thursday. Let’s see him react the same way if CNN prints that he’s bisexual and regularly has illicit encounters with spicy Latino hunk Secretary of State Marco Rubio.

Would that be “treason”? Or is it the kind of thing that he would ignore for being stupid and made up? Obviously that scenario is over-the-top and easily invites comments about Rubio willingly further debasing himself and so on, but the silliness is actually kind of the point because there’s no universe in which Trump would actually get angry and defensive over such reporting. And the counterfactual also stands in contrast to the kind of “fake news” they actually do report.

Trump then followed up with “For the treasonous SCUM that refuses to accurately report on our Military Operation in Iran, we have virtually unlimited amounts of Mid to High Grade Ammunition, far more than we could ever use for this, or for any other War (which is highly unlikely!), that could improbably take place. In addition, we are producing Munitions at levels never seen before. We are stockpiling and preparing for any contingency that could happen. We are taking them for ourselves, the USA, rather than selling them to others, but the sales to Allies will soon again, begin. Also, please let it be known, that the Biden Administration gave far more Munitions away to Ukraine, at no cost to them, whatsoever, than we have used in Iran. Hundreds of Billions of Dollars was given to Ukraine and NATO, free of charge, that Europe would have paid for – If they were only asked, but we will be asking for that money, though somewhat belatedly!” Okay, send them the bill.