House cancels two weeks of September session

Evidently more concerned with campaigning than governing, Jesus Dork Speaker Mike Johnson’s House GOP leadership team have nixed the last two weeks of the September session, Punchbowl’s Jake Sherman reports, adding that the cancelation at least won’t interfere with the ceremony unveiling former Speaker Kevin McCarthy’s portrait, scheduled for the 15th, lol.

House cancels two weeks of September session

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