Six-time Super Bowl champ NFL coach Bill Belichick, 72, who decided it was a bad look to accept a Presidential Medal of Freedom from now-convicted felon former President Trump after the fat fuck incited a deadly insurrection the Capitol in 2021, apparently also thinks it’s a bad look for him to be sexing up a 24 year-old cheerleader since the evidence he was doing so was a doorbell cam video of him leaving a house at an odd hour last November, something Breitbart reports was until now nothing more than hinted at in sly in-jokes between former players Tom Brady and Rob Gronkowski.
Breitbart cites even trashier site the Daily Mail as confirming the identity of the former college but not NFL cheerleader who met Big Bill – divorced since 2006 – on a Miami-Boston flight a few years ago. It’s not like “dating” a woman literally a third his age is that bad relative to the kind of shit Belichick’s boss, Mar-a-Lago member Robert Kraft, got himself mixed up in with that whole crazy bringing a Chinese sex trafficker and her communist spy pals into the classified document box-filled beach club thing from 2018 or whenever it was. In fact it’s kind of normal by those standards.
Incredibly, abysmally, what the fuck is wrong with you, low standards. But standards nonetheless.