“‘And then, all hell broke loose. Rampant, evil, grabbing and grasping, vicious backstabbing. They made life hell on Earth with their envy wonton [sic] killing.’ I don’t know what a wonton [sic] killing is,” the Rube from Rifle and defunct business owner Lauren Boebert recites from the Book of Romans, completely mangling the word “wanton.” “I’m gonna hafta look that one up. [Audience laughter.] But it sounds int’risting. I don’t think I wanna be a part of it.”