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Fox News goes with “the ballots were already printed” excuse

19 mins ago

Voyager 1 unfucked: NASA

51 mins ago

Comer “fed up,” hoping “Jesus comes so he can get out”

2 hours ago

“Birdbrain” still pulls 16.5 percent in Pennsylvania GOP primary

3 hours ago

Biden and Buttigieg increase airline executive pain and suffering

4 hours ago

Orange God Emperor demands GOP “TAKE ACTION” for him

5 hours ago

A key battleground state, Pennsylvania’s primary foreshadows challenges for Trump in November

11 hours ago

FTC bans non-compete agreements for employees

12 hours ago

Senate overwhelmingly passes foreign aid bill along with deadline for Chinese government sale of TikTok

13 hours ago

Tennessee legislature passes bill allowing teachers, staff to carry concealed weapons on school grounds

13 hours ago

FBI Director, a Trump appointee, says Bureau won’t follow Trump’s demands to investigate political rivals if he gets second term

14 hours ago

The inanity of Jesse Watters goes to 11 during Trump trial

14 hours ago

Biden Administration extends overtime pay rules to millions

15 hours ago

Indicted felon drops out of campaign!

16 hours ago

Bird flu found in cow’s milk being sold on store shelves, but FDA confirms milk supply continues to be safe

16 hours ago

Habba demonstrates kitchen skills comparable to legal acuity

17 hours ago

Inmate P01135809 loses his shit over weak NYC MAGA protest

18 hours ago

“You don’t pay someone $130,000 not to have sex with you”

18 hours ago

Flip-flopping on abortion again, Kari Lake returns to blaming Democratic state leaders for not implementing 1864 law

19 hours ago

Biden continues to tie Trump to GOP attacks on reproductive rights, adds zinger about Salmon Salesman’s continued hucksterism

19 hours ago

McTurtle blames the Ghost of Tucker Carlson for Ukraine aid delay

19 hours ago

Senate passes Ukraine-Israel aid bill

20 hours ago

Tony Bobulinski sues Jamie Raskin for defamation

23 hours ago

MAGA Land claims all hell will break loose for real this time

24 hours ago

LIVE UPDATES: Trump faces contempt hearing on Day Two of trial

1 day ago

Happy Disinfect-inject-iversary to all who celebrate!

1 day ago

German aide at European Parliament arrested for spying for China

1 day ago

Scientists witness biological process known to have happened only three other times in Earth’s history, creating new life form

1 day ago

The comparisons just keep getting more ridiculouser

1 day ago

Group sues Texas to air condition prisons after official state data on heat-related deaths questioned

2 days ago

Son defends father’s payoff for porn star’s, mistress’s silence after extramarital affairs on third wife ’cause family values

2 days ago

Democratic hold on Minnesota Senate at risk after moronic legislator arrested for burglarizing home

2 days ago

Baltimore City sues to block ship owner’s liability cap

2 days ago

Nauta was told Trump would pardon him if he wins a second term

2 days ago

White House considering action to protect undocumented migrants married to American citizens living in US

2 days ago

Sycophant Watters proclaims Martyr Don has it worse than Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, other Guantanamo Bay prisoners

2 days ago

Biden marks Earth Day, calls out Republican climate denialism

2 days ago

Judge upholds Coral Crook’s NY bond after AG gets assurances

2 days ago

Justice Department to NYPD: Stop parking like assholes

2 days ago

Trump pleads for young voters on platform whose average heavy user is on Social Security

2 days ago

Catturd and Steve Bannon draw new lines for loyalty to regime

2 days ago

Supreme Court spikes Kari Lake’s voting machines ban

2 days ago

LIVE UPDATES: Trump on trial in Manhattan

2 days ago

Man arrested after breaking into Los Angeles mayor’s home

3 days ago

Russian hosts praise “demonstrated heterosexual” in Congress

3 days ago

Newsom to introduce legislation allowing Arizona abortion providers to quickly offer services in California

3 days ago

“Has Hillary Clinton ever said she lost the 2016 election?”

3 days ago

Orange Defendant possibly sweating CREW tax fraud complaint

3 days ago

Pecker to be exposed to jury

3 days ago

RFK Jr takes more from Trump than Biden in new NBC national poll

3 days ago

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