Jury selection begins Tuesday in Oath Keepers leaders' trial

Selection of the jurors that will decide the fate of Oath Keepers founder Stewie Rhodes and four of his top lieutenants will begin Tuesday, causing tears and agony for the violent terrorist fanboys who fought in court so desperately to delay the trial on charges of seditious conspiracy for their involvement in the failed January 6th, 2021 insurrection, CNN reports.

Rhodes, Kelly Meggs, Jessica Watkins, Kenneth Harrelson, and Thomas Caldwell all face at least 20 years in prison on the historic charges of attempted overthrow of the US government.

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