Having already corrupted pro golf with his vast wealth and influence, evil autocrat Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed Bonesaw is setting his sights on the video gaming industry with a $37.8 billion investment into acquisitions and expansions in the publishing and eSports sectors, Axios reports.
Over $13 billion of the spend is earmarked “for the acquisition and development of a leading game publisher to become a strategic development partner,” meaning that in just a few short years gamers can expect exciting new titles like Call of Jihad: Holy Warfare, LIV Golf Tour 2K25: Trump Luxury Club Edition, Super Kushner Bros, Dissident-mon: Gotta Catch em All!, Democratic Opposition Crush Saga, and Infidel Exterminator. There’ll be something for every type of player!