Fat former President Trump is so enraged at a national institution he almost certainly didn’t know even existed until they started sending him letters asking where the fuck are all the papers he stole after he left office in disgrace that he wants part-time seafood salesman and full-time shitty journalist John Solomon in charge should he win a comeback attempt in 2024, Rolling Stone reports.
Yes, Trump would nominate John Solomon to run the National Archives, which would be like nominating Bernie Madoff to Treasury Secretary or Jim Jordan to run the Boy Scouts. A guy whose defilement of the truth was so brazen even the fucking Hill told him to leave would be the gatekeeper for our nation’s official history and heritage. That’s like the MAGA-est thing we’ve ever heard.