Happy Columbus Day Libs! You got owned by having a federal holiday off! It’s offensive to you to acknowledge Columbus Day because of the racial baggage of colonialism and the fact that Christopher Columbus was, by modern standards, a complete asshole. Even though the vast majority of Democrat voters don’t really think too hard about such things, MAGAmericans still stick it to you by reminding you of his legacy which they’re proud of for some reason. Columbus was a hero to them because a vocal minority of leftists want him erased completely the same as a much larger section have more successfully driven an erasure of Robert E Lee and other Confederates.
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See libs, you have to be offended by Columbus Day. It’s the rules. You have to get really angry and demand that he be canceled. You have to be as frustrated and enraged as lots of MAGA voters are by Martin Luther King Jr Day and Juneteenth. Those are racist toward white people. And Pride Month is anti-heterosexual. And Labor Day is too pro-union. There’s no alternative viewpoint.
National Zero will resume our regular coverage now that we’ve given our right wing readers their marching orders on how to promote Columbus Day to the libs. We hope they found this informative.