“[Kamala Harris] has an inability to communicate common sense to the American people,” South Dakota’s Republican Deliverer of Ditch Death Kristi Noem claims, apparently unaware that Harris’s home state of California has 40 times more people than Noem’s barren state. “They just can’t relate to her.” With the charm of your dad’s third wife on her sixth Xanax of the day, Noem seems jealous of Harris’s enthusiasm on the campaign trail.