“Just hopin’ to clarify for midterm voters’ top domestic issue,” poster child for nepotism Peter Doocy drones. “Inflation or abortion?”
“All important,” President Joe Biden asserts. “Unlike you, there’s no ‘one thing.’ It crosses the board. Domestic– Ask me about foreign policy, too. There’s multiple, multiple, multiple issues, and they’re all important. And we ought to be able to walk and chew gum at the same time.”