Disgraced former President Donald J Trump has lost People Magazine’s “Sexiest Man Alive” award for the 37th year in a row, the celebrity media outlet confirmed Tuesday in an article celebrating the coronation of the far more affable and conventionally attractive (and liberal) Hollywood actor Chris Evans, most famous for his portrayal of patriotic superhero Captain America/Steve Rogers.
The defeat comes amid a seemingly endless string of legal setbacks for the 45th president in which a New York judge froze his business’s assets from being transferred and assigned an independent monitor to review the company’s financial statements. It is unknown, however widely assumed that the former president and corrupt businessman will have a fake People Magazine cover photoshopped to make it appear as if he were actually awarded the title of “Sexiest Man Alive” for 2022, as he probably has done for other years, maybe even all of them.