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Obviously unhinged Trump goes on wild rants on Truth attacking DeSantis, whom he obviously sees as a threat

With a ten-post burst on his struggling social media site in an hour, failed endorser Donald Trump started squaring up his rivalries for the 2024 Republican nomination, attacking GOP Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, whom pundits consider a top contender in the primaries.  Take a deep breath before reading this because it’s one long rant:

Ron came to me in desperate shape in 2017—he was politically dead, losing in a landslide to a very good Agriculture Commissioner, Adam Putnam, who was loaded up with cash and great poll numbers. Ron had low approval, bad polls, and no money, but he said that if I would Endorse him, he could win. I didn’t know Adam so I said, “Let’s give it a shot, Ron.” When I Endorsed him, it was as though, to use a bad term, a nuclear weapon went off. Years later, they were the exact words that Adam Putnam used in describing Ron’s Endorsement. He said, “I went from having it made, with no competition, to immediately getting absolutely clobbered after your Endorsement.” I then got Ron by the “Star” of the Democrat Party, Andrew Gillum (who was later revealed to be a “Crack Head”), by having two massive Rallies with tens of thousands of people at each one.  I also fixed his campaign, which had completely fallen apart. I was all in for Ron, and he beat Gillum, but after the Race, when votes were being stolen by the corrupt Election process in Broward County, and Ron was going down ten thousand votes a day, along with now-Senator Rick Scott, I sent in the FBI and the U.S. Attorneys, and the ballot theft immediately ended, just prior to them running out of the votes necessary to win. I stopped his Election from being stolen.

Trump then goes on to attack “Low Energy Jeb” and claims without any evidence that the entire Pennsylvania election system is corrupt because the statewide candidates he endorsed, New Jerseyan Mehmet Oz and psycho white Christian nationalist Doug Mastriano, had their asses kicked in their elections.

He then goes on to take credit for social media and network news ratings:  ” If CNN were smart, they’d open up a Conservative network, only have me on, and it would be the most successful network in History. Fox only made it because of me, Twitter only made it because of me, and even Facebook is now in the tubes, having lost almost $90 billion.”

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