A mass jailbreak from an Ohio mink farm instigated by animal rights libtards got more than a little gruesome on Tuesday as some of the erstwhile future fur coats were squashed by traffic on a nearby road, prompting officials to call in a snowplow to clear the mess, the AP reports.
Some 25,000 to 40,000 of the mustelids were freed from their cages at Lion Farms in Van Wert County by perpetrators who spraypainted “ALF” – apparently for “Animal Liberation Front” – and “We’ll be back!” The ALF previously claimed responsibility for a smaller jailbreak at the same farm a few years ago, per the AP. Many of the fancier versions of weasels were corralled back in at the farm, but local officials estimate as many as 10,000 still remain at large, warning residents to be extra vigilant around their koi ponds and chicken coops that may tempt the sneaky bastards.